Banana Split For My Baby (Louis Prima cover)
written by: Louis Prima

from The NOLA Treblemakers: Causin' All That Treble Again! (December 10th 2015) (2:06)
Banana split for my baby
A glass of plain water for me
Banana split for my baby
A glass of plain water for me
Well Dispenser Man, if you please
Give my chick a mess of calories, yeah
Banana split for my baby
And a glass of plain water for me

Flip back the lid
Scoop everything in sight
Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
Chocolate chip and everything that's nice
Tutti frutti once and spumoni twice
Banana split for my baby
And a glass of plain water for me

Spray the whipped cream for at least a hour
Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
Load it up with nuts, about sixteen tons
Top it off with pizza just for fun
Banana split for my baby
A glass of plain water for me
Banana split for my baby
And a glass of plain water for me (Lay that recipe on em Teddy)

Well stack her up with that crazy goo
That's the stuff she gonna like to wade right through (yes sir!)
Banana split for my baby
A glass of plain water for me

Now add the cherries
The kind she loves to munch
Skip the banana
Use the whole darn bunch
Load it up with chocolate
Six or seven cans
Give her two spoons
She'll eat it with both hands
Banana split for my baby
And a glass of plain water for me

Well you know, separate checks, that's what it's gotta be
Charge that split to her
Charge that water to me
Banana split for my baby
Glass of plain water's for me
Ain't got no money
Glass of plain water's for me
And that ain't funny
A glass of plain water for me

It goes like this baby
"How's that? Oh it does! And then it goes"

earliest live performance: February 26th 2011