Gatecrash
written by: Jak Locke

version 1:
from Ready, Set, Break (July 9th 1999) (as "Crasher") (1:48)
So now I got some new friends and I want you to meet them
I heard that you're having a party tonight
I heard we're not invited but that's okay, I won't fight it
We're comin anyway and I don't care if it's all right

So we're bringing quite a posse and it's gonna happen fast
Too bad that we forgot to let you know
Knock over all the furniture and drink up all your booze
Find as many windows as the bricks we'll throw

We'll key your daddy's Lexus and I'll give it golden rims
Leave butts and beer cans all over the yard
Put donuts in the lawn and maybe set the grass on fire
For us to have fun with you isn't hard

I hope you called the cops before we rode up
I hope you never find the clever spot we're gonna throw up
I hope you understand it's personal, and now we show up
Grow up? What's that?

version 2:
from Charlie Brown Gone Mad: 85XXX! (August 3rd 2008) (3:37)
So we got some new friends and we want you to meet em!
You got a party tonight? So you'll be there to greet em
Now I know that we technically weren't invited
But we're comin anyway so that should make you quite delighted
I'm-a key your Daddy's Lexus, I'm-a give it golden rims
I'm-a drink all of the liquor you was saving for him
Leave the bottles in the yard and some donuts in your lawn
And if you call the cops I'll leave some weed before I'm gone

Waste time
See how the other side lives when we crash this thing tonight
Gonna make the ugly side of town seem more all right

Not gonna wear a polo cause the collar makes me itch
The only slacks I own already losing the stitch
I'm international thrift store work of art
And everybody knows me at the local KMart
The color of khaki makes me vomiting sick
Like when you down everybody that's not in your clique
So at the party while you're trying to see who you can outclass
We'll be breaking off chaos til your head's out your ass!

Waste time
See how the other side lives when we crash this thing tonight
Gonna make the ugly side of town seem more all right

I'm not good enough for you and really that's okay
Cuz being good enough is such a bore
So talk behind my back because the payback's on it's way
And you'll find it difficult to ignore
Whoa

Here's Johnny!
(Waste time)
(Waste time)
Cuz I wreck a party when I crash a party
Break a bottle of Bacardi, get me started, never carded
Like a sortie with a forty, talkin mass destruction
Oh lordy, in effect with the smash eruption
(Waste time)
Cuz I wreck a party when I crash a party
Break a bottle of Bacardi get me started, never carded
Like a sortie with a forty, talkin mass destruction
Oh lordy, in effect with the smash eruption
(Waste time)
Cuz I wreck a party when I crash a party
Break a bottle of Bacardi get me started, never carded
Like a sortie with a forty, talkin mass destruction
Oh lordy, in effect with the smash eruption

never performed live
bridge taken from "Prep" (Ready, Set, Break, July 9th 1999)