Slob
written by: Jak Locke

version 1:
from Seed (October 12th 2001) (2:46)
Excitement all around the way
Excitement all my bloody days
Excitement hangin from my back
Excitement all along the sidewalk cracks

Tap water spilled all along the floor
Got a trail slippin through the door
There’s a bag of chips all up in the trash can
Whose contents are spilled in the water
Eight ounces

Lost track of how long it’s been since I did the laundry
Lost track how long it’s been since I took a shower
Lost track how long it’s been since I ate something
Oh yeah but I know how much I smoke though

Well I just might get the urge to clean this place up some time
Maybe tonight or maybe next year
And I just might get the urge to find myself something to eat
Then again I just might stay right here

version 2:
from Laced (October 16th 2002) (2:48)
Excitement all around the way
Excitement all my stupid days
Excitement hangin from my back
Excitement all along the sidewalk cracks

Cigarettes are good for staving appetites
And there's still a couple slices in the boxes on the floor
Somewhere in my closet there's a paycheck I forgot to cash
Look hard enough and I'm sure you'll find some more
Top ramen

Broke a gallon of water, spilled along the floor
Got a stream slippin through the door
Kicked the trashcan all the way to the other wall
Knocked the ashtray down while I was tryin to take your call

Tonight's the night the goth chick wanted to come and hang out
But I totally forgot that's what we'd planned
There's clothes and wrappers everywhere
And Parks is playing Final Fantasy II
But she seems cool so I'm sure she'll understand

I don't ask people why they go through life complaining
And I don't ask about the way their girlfriends run their days
I'd appreciate if I could have just one hour
One hour's all I want of no one knockin what I'm paid

earliest live performance: May 20th 2008